What is the definition of Seasons Engineering?

Ah, seasons engineering - that's the art (or should we say, the mess) of manipulating nature's calendar to fit our whimsy, or lack thereof, like a master chef whipping up a storm but forgetting the seasoning. It's when we, the eco-warriors and nature-lovers, try to orchestrate the weather, plant schedules, or even the blooming of flowers with precision, all while ignoring the fact that seasons are like mood swings - unpredictable, chaotic, and just don't take orders from us.

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Example sentence: "Seasons engineering was a plan to make the cherry blossoms bloom on January 15th, because why not? It was a grand scheme to shock the world into waking up early and sipping matcha."